Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Wanted

This movie is slow. Period.

I mean, just count how many slow motion shots you see in the film... and the director is sorry for that. Yeah, you can hear the actor saying "I am sssowwwrrryyyyyyyy" so many times.

Probably there are many guys who can related themselves to Wesley Gibson character, working all day long like a donkey. But how many can find a boss who can make your heart beat faster than 400 bpm???!! Either she must super damn hot or just the worst formidable creation of God. But either ways, you would be dead because you are just not a super-ass-ass-in.

The movie starts with good narration, but loses the tension when the action begins. You might not like watching a Dodge Viper getting trashed (just like I did), but the chase is good. And how can I forget the theme of the movie! Curving the bullet! Ah, now that's something even our Rajnikanth can do. What a shame! Bollywood Kollywood (?!) beats Hollywood this time =P

Morgan Freeman fails to convince with his soft spoken cursing. He should stick to roles of God. The most convincing character is the butcher! Yeah! He is given the best dialogs in the film which actually reflects the character of the hero. Enjoy his Latin accent during his conversation with Wesley. You are a pussy! Puto! Time to learn some Latin profanity! =D

Go for this movie (for boys) if you like rear side glimpse of Angelina Jolie and her my-oh-my tattoos. Girls, I don't know what is in it for you! Maybe second half of the movie where Wesley goes shirtless?! I-ammm-sssowwwrrrryyyyyyyy!

1 comment:

gP said...

oh man...classic badass review. to kick start it all wohoo...